Haunted House Aficionados Gifts

Haunted House Party.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Welcome Ghost.

"I lose more girlfriends that way."

Date Night

Unbeknownst to many, the Frankenstein legend was in fact based on Albert Grimes, the mad tree surgeon.

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

'I really got to stop watching paranormal movies before bed!'

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"No thanks. I'm not interested in any handouts."

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Is there anybody there?"

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."

Monster Realtor

"I get that quite a bit. Actually, I'm a lawyer."

"Broom! Broom!"

Halloween Mobile

"Lost My Grant - Please Help!"

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Halloween in Bath

Orange House of Horrors

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'...and you may notice a few of the previous owner's personal touches.'