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Ghost Swing

In later years, the grim spectre continued to haunt Linus.

"Ebeneezer, I'm the ghost of Christmas future. From an alternate universe where you're an awesome guy. So. . . not much to say, really."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"Get a tomb!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

A mummy, in police tape, chases a police officer.

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Ghostship

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Suburban Legend

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

The Goblin and the Sexton