Ghostly Tale Enthusiast Gifts

Egg ghost stories.

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Get a tomb!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

Marley's Ghost

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

Suburban Legend

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Marilyn Ghost

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."