Ghost Tales Fan Gifts

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Your husband says BOO!"

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'