Ghost Story Fan Gifts

Stop hogging the sheets

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'That's your Uncle Joe. He's the black sheet of the family.'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

'Get that down yer neck!'

'Look out - here comes the Ghost of Christmas past.'

A ghost walks into a bar... 'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here...!'

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

Headless ghost listening to ghetto blaster.

'Uh, who's the new. . . kid on the block?'

'Beware, Ebenezer Scrooge! Behold the interns I mentored in life!'

Spook Laundrette.

Car mechanic finds skeleton in car engine

Phantom of the Operation.

Zombies.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'No thanks. I don't drink, I'm just here for the boos.'

"I didn't dump him - I just stopped returning his texts."

'Possessed! Please help'!

"Well, if you hear noises, pretend it's the ghost of your great-great-abuelita Salma roaming the house to keep watch over us."

"Tonight I'll tell scary internet tales by the glow of our smart phones."

"It my dad and Tio Tony! They just got off a double graveyard shift."

Jacob Marley

"Did you send me a friend request on faceboo?"

Christmas Ghosts

"Mum warned us about this, Rory, now the sheet has really hit the fan!"

Flying Dutchman

Orange House of Horrors

Phantom Pregnancy

Ban Fake YouTube Ghost Videos

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

No caption {The Headless Horseman rides on his horse, carrying a partially eaten Jack o' Lantern and chasing a squirrel}.

Suburban Legend