Ghost Story Lovers Gifts

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

'I wish I could figure out how this thing works!'

Doctor Spock.

"My goodness, Albert! Would it kill you if you...okay, forget it. Stupid question."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Suburban Legend

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

"Your husband says BOO!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"