Ghost Story Lovers Pillows

"It's downward dog. . . says his back is killing him."

'I wish I could figure out how this thing works!'

Doctor Spock.

"My goodness, Albert! Would it kill you if you...okay, forget it. Stupid question."

Zombies.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Redlaw and the Phantom

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Ghostship

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Suburban Legend

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Marilyn Ghost

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"