Ghost Story Fanatic Pillows

The Headless Horseman

Ye Olde Inn, Fine Food & Spirits.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Zombies.

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"