Ghost Story Aficionado Pillows

"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

"Careful what you wish for."

Oprah and Phantom of Oprah.

Human stories

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

A ghost is frightened by a knock at the door

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Marley's Ghost

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Suburban Legend

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Lost Property - Missing Head

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."