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"Trick or treat. We're your old social media posts coming back to haunt you."

'This is the old Peterson place. Rumor has it the Mrs carved her husband up, made a pie from his innards, and then shoved a lit candle in his hollowed out carcass.'

"Careful what you wish for."

Oprah and Phantom of Oprah.

Human stories

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

A ghost is frightened by a knock at the door

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Bram Stoker

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Marley's Ghost

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m