Ghost Story Enthusiast Gifts

The Goblin and the Sexton

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Departure of the 'Ministry of all Talents'

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

'I'm surprised to meet anyone this time of night with this street being haunted and-and....???

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

"I think i saw a ghost, Dude. It was wearing Booooooots." "Was it, like, a male ghost, or did it have Booooobs?" High comedy,

'Good book?'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"It's from your muse - she's run off with the poltergeist."

'I am the ghost of Christmas present.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

Haunted Castle

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

"Kids, you may have heard something, but there are no such things as ghosts."

Lost Property - Missing Head

Ghost writer meeting with his editor.

Ghost in Face Masks

Mask mandates are instituted in Sleepy Hollow

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"And I wrote this one about finally getting the last word."

Ghostship

"I posted it. Now we wait."

"And that's how babies are made."

"Been dead three years now and he’s still barking … incredible."

"He came with the office."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Mr. Pinch is amazed by an unexpected appiration