Ghost Story Enthusiast Gifts

The Goblin and the Sexton

'They say on stormy nights, you can still hear Goldie screaming.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Departure of the 'Ministry of all Talents'

Frontispiece to 'A Book of Bargains' by V O'Sullivan- Depicts an Apparition from one of the Stories

'I'm surprised to meet anyone this time of night with this street being haunted and-and....???

'Oh please uncle Jim! Tell us another creepy story of the living!'

'I'm the ghost of non-sectarian midwinter public holiday future.'

"I think i saw a ghost, Dude. It was wearing Booooooots." "Was it, like, a male ghost, or did it have Booooobs?" High comedy,

'Good book?'

'Do you kids know the story of 'The Big Mongoose'?!'

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"It's from your muse - she's run off with the poltergeist."

'I am the ghost of Christmas present.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

Haunted Castle

"Can I borrow a book about me?"

"Kids, you may have heard something, but there are no such things as ghosts."

Lost Property - Missing Head

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Ghost writer meeting with his editor.

Ghost in Face Masks

Mask mandates are instituted in Sleepy Hollow

"...Perhaps he's detecting a ghostly presence. . !!"

"And I wrote this one about finally getting the last word."

Ghostship

"I posted it. Now we wait."

"And that's how babies are made."

"Been dead three years now and he’s still barking … incredible."

"He came with the office."

Gotta talk. You look shaken. I was visited by Christmas ghosts who warned me about the dangers of my frugal ways. I've got to change. I've got to figure out a way to hide my behavior from ghosts. I'll give you a nickel to fashion me a costume. Armstrong 1, Ghosts 0.

I know you're trapped in this realm because you left something unfinished, Bob. But honestly, I threw the rest of that pizza away years ago.