Ghost Story Lover Gifts

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"You know, you wouldn't be blind if you would poke holes in your sheet."

"He had a lot of boos and he's three sheets to the wind."

"It's in move-in condition."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of German haircuts.

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

"Oh there, you are - I just spent three hours talking to a sheet draped over a chair."

Three Legged Trick or Treater.

"Laundry day?"

'It's not mine.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

'Well, of course you don't have to be afraid of the dark, silly...just the things lurking in it!'

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Sir Mervyn Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Sir Mervyn Mergatroyd

'So, how long have you worked for the CIA?'

Sir Lionel Murgatroyd

"Oh, did baby get a boo-boo?"

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Aaahhhh! Frank? Is that you?"

"Would it kill you to put on something nice when I summon you from the dead?"

"NOT AGAIN!"

Bob had misfortune of being haunted by the three Stooges.

Floods leave man and ghost stranded.

Mother ghost hanging baby ghosts out to dry.

This place makes me jumpy...

'Do you believe in humans?'

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

'Arthur you've got a visitor.'

Young widow popular at the graveyard

'Have you seen a ghost?'

Haunting Music