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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

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