Ghost Lore Lovers Gifts

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'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Ghostship

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

'There's an imposter among us!'

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Bram Stoker

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Suburban Legend