Ghost Story Fans Gifts

Sign From George

Whistling not recommended after sunset.

'Pass the salt, will you Lot?'

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"Get a tomb!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Please....wait...the...meeting...host...will....let you...in....soon."

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."