Ghostly Tales Fan Gifts

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Out To Lurch

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Marley had a little lamb

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

Bram Stoker

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

Suburban Legend

Stop hogging the sheets

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

Boss? There was a scrawny pigeon taped to my bedroom window this morning. A post-it note stuck to its back said "Sincerely, Armstrong." So it wasn't a dream! Last night, as I slumbered in my bed, I was visited by three spirits. They took me on a tour of Christmases past, present, and future. I used the tips future-me gave me to tell past-me to save money so present-me can buy the right obscure stocks, so future-me can reap huge dividends in 2047. Very. Bad. Man. The ghosts said something about m

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Lost Property - Missing Head

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"