Ghostly Tales Fan Pillows

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

Out To Lurch

Zombies.

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Marley's Ghost

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Suburban Legend

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Your husband says BOO!"

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Lost Property - Missing Head

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Jerry, you can't keep coming back from the dead every time I have coffee with someone."

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"