Lover Of Ghostly Tales Pillows

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Your husband says BOO!"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

Lost Property - Missing Head

Marilyn Ghost

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Flying Dutchman

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'