Lover Of Ghostly Tales Mugs

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Marley had a little lamb

Redlaw and the Phantom

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghostship

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"Your husband says BOO!"

Ghost Scare-apy Sessions

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Marilyn Ghost

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

Lost Property - Missing Head

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

Coming Soon: Haunted Homes on 60-foot lots.

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'