Ghostly Tales Lover Pillows

'You're lucky your car's only being repossessed. Mine's possessed and I have to call an exorcist.'

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

I have taken over Sarahs body!

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Sir Desmond Murgatroyd

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"Noah, what do you think are the most dangerous animals you've brought abroad the ark?"

Polterguest: "When is your brother going to leave? He's driving me crazy!"

"You never know what will catch on!"

Marilyn Ghost

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"

"I'm the ghost of clumsy past."

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

The Goblin and the Sexton

'Oh, no! The poltergeist has taken up juggling.'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Sir Gilbert Murgatroyd

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"I always said I'd sleep when I'm dead, and yet here I am doing paperwork."

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

Youtube ghost videos...

A headless man puts up a poster for his lost head.

"It's in move-in condition."

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Garrick as Richard 3rd.

This place makes me jumpy...

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