Gothic Tale Fan Pillows

The hunchbunny of Notre Hutch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Out To Lurch

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Vampire Umbrella

Drunk Vampire

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Vampire practical jokes.

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

"Ooh! Bummer!"

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

"You're still in bed?"