Gothic Tale Fan Prints

The hunchbunny of Notre Hutch

Out To Lurch

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Quoth the raven, 'Nevermore.'"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

Trilby - Finis

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Bram Stoker

'You complete me.'

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

'I've checked his appointments. The only opening is for 'nevermore'.'

Drunk Vampire

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

The Pride of Frankenstein

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

Vampire Umbrella

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

"Have you tried turning him off and on again?"

Professor Van Helsing's long and successful career as a vampire hunter, came to a sudden end due to woodworm.

"You lab assistants are all alike, you're only interested in a woman for one thing...her brain!"

Here's one for you... she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire... enjoys terrorizing villages...

Transylvania Lecture Hall. Tonight Count Dracula will speak about lessons he learned looking back over a long life. I thought vampires didn't reflect.

'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'

A Hellish Thing (The Rime of the Ancient Mariner).

Vampire practical jokes.

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

"Ooh! Bummer!"

"What an IDIOT!! He's got the wrong type of 'steak'..! But I'll play along for the moment..."

Trilby - 'I believe you, my boy!'

'It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE! And smells delicious!'

Igor leaves an I.O.U. after stealing a brain.