Haunting Enthusiasts Gifts

'Is anybody there?'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dead Funny

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Night of the Zombonies.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Chiller Theatre

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Ghost School.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Zombies.

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"If you wish to manifest here, you'll have to change. We don't allow anything past 1950."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Solar Frankenstein

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."