Ghost Enthusiasts Gifts

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

Phantom Limb Syndrome

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Sorry I'm late. The traffic was murder."

Ghosts from around the world

Travelling with child

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

"I have a boo boo."

"The old ghost train wasn't scary enough."

'Boooooo...bies!': Redneck Ghosts.

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

'I know you're lying - I can see right through you.'

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.

Haunted House Party.

Solomon frightened by a ghost

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

Yeah, there are spiders in here, but … wait, are you going around?

"I'm here. My sheet is in the wash."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He's gone goth"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'