Ghost Enthusiast Gifts

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

"It's sweet how their presences linger on after the season."

'You can't wear that on site!....

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I feel invisible."

'Sorry buddy, we don't serve spirits here!'

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Hunter haunted by Bunnies.

"I represent the estate of the deceased."

Breastfeeding Ghost

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

100 Places To Visit After You Die

"If you don't give me any candy, I'm going to haunt you for the rest of your life!"

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

"This has been my best day since 1987."

"My brother sent me a text which is pretty amazing because he hates technology and he's dead."

The Arrival of Aunt Mathilda - Visit or Visitation?

Decorators paint and ghosts have a party

Haunted New York

"Shake the gravestone once if you don't want me to date your sister."

"I always wanted to see the Grand Canyon after I died."

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

"Phew. No roaches, honey!"

"I'm over here, Bob!"

"Interesting story behind this one..."

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"You will be visited this night, by 17 ghosts. We try to encompass all the major religions now."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"Don't wait for him—it's not our fault that idiot chose a weighted blanket."