Ghostly Enthusiast Gifts

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"He's gone goth"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"It's called, 'Goth'."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'