Ghostly Enthusiast Pillows

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"He's gone goth"

"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

Giant Monster in Bath

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

Ghostship

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

The Raven in Flight

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'