Haunted Enthusiast Pillows

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

Zombie standup

'Medical school's been more challenging since the cadavers turned into zombies.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Dead Funny

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Night of the Zombonies.

Chiller Theatre

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A vampire in a canoe.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

He looks so natural lying there...

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

You're dead to me, Marsha. And that's just the way I like it."

Zombies.

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...