Haunted Tour Enthusiast Pillows

Welcome Ghost.

Ghost School.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"Oh it's not haunted, it's just really old and nothing works."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Is there anybody there?"

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Monster Realtor

'It mostly scares the realtors.'

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"Okay, so the current occupants are being tormented by supernatural forces, but they do agree to pay closing costs."

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Happy Halloween.

'It's just Frank's ghost returning for a bottle of wine. It doesn't tend to keep well, where he ended up.'

A boast of ghosts

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

A woman hangs a ghost on the washing line.

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

A house haunts a man.

'So- supernatural phenomena, we meet again.'

Tunnel of love.

Fortune teller with crystal ball and sign explaining calling plans to the 'other side'.

"...An old librarian wearing glasses directed you to the supernatural section?... Well, there was someone fitting your description who worked here once, but..."

"Yes...our haunted house is too scary."

Haunted House Party.

"Kill!"

'Is anybody there?'

Appearance Money

'I wish I could figure out how this thing works!'

Ghost in the bedroom.