Ghost Tour Enthusiast Pillows

'If another barman cracks the joke about not serving spirits, I'm leaving ...'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Marley had a little lamb

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Welcome Ghost.

'There's an imposter among us!'

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

Sir Conrad Murgatroyd

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Lost Property - Missing Head

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world