Ghost Train Enthusiast Pillows

'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A trevor of trainspotters

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Redlaw and the Phantom

Ghostship

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Sushi Train Set.

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Ghosts from around the world

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

Haunted museum

Lost Property - Missing Head

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."