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'What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

A trevor of trainspotters

'Maybe fruit flies don't have souls.'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

Ghostship

Redlaw and the Phantom

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Sushi Train Set.

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Bookshop - Occult and the supernatural.

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'Meet the Ghost Writer.'

Haunted museum

"Gee, Marshal, he must have been one of the good guys"

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You put it on backward, dear."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Lost Property - Missing Head