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At the Job Center: 'Looks bad, Mr Simmons... Times are rough, especially for a good-natured guy who was fired from the ghost train because of incompetence!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Get a tomb!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

Beware of the Cat.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

Marley's Ghost

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

Suburban Legend

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

Haunted museum

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."