Ghost Train Fans Gifts

At the Job Center: 'Looks bad, Mr Simmons... Times are rough, especially for a good-natured guy who was fired from the ghost train because of incompetence!'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Zombies.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Get a tomb!"

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'There's an imposter among us!'

Beware of the Cat.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

Suburban Legend

"Joyce! The poltergeist are having another dinner party!"

Marley's Ghost

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

Stop hogging the sheets

'It says here that later in life they were able to patch things up and became best of friends.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

"You put it on backward, dear."