Railway Fans Gifts

'I'd like a return to 1950.'

Train Ticket Robbery

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"He keeps touching me!"

HS2 time bomb...

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

The Train to Nowhere

A train's dining car is a diner.

L.A. Transfer

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

What Holds the Subway Together?

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

Trainspotting.

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"