Railway Fans Prints

'I'd like a return to 1950.'

Train Ticket Robbery

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"He keeps touching me!"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

What Holds the Subway Together?

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

'it's a special for nostalgia buffs.'

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Trainspotting.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'Let's build all possible variants and see which one turns out to be the cheapest to run!'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"