Railway Fanatics Prints

'Just give me everything you've got.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Politicians can't make the trains run on time but they never miss the gravy train."

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

Switchback Playground.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."