Railway Aficionado Prints

'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'

No Talking on the Train.

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

Replacement Bus Spotters.

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

A Dog In A Train Carriage.

Credit Mobilier Scandle Rocks the Republican Party

'We apologise for the late arrival of the 9.38 to...'

"Late, as usual."

A small boy asks; 'Dad can I have my toy coach back?' His Dad replies, 'No...replacement bus service.'

'Mmm that's a bit different for 8:45.'

'The strike was cancelled 'cos the drivers couldn't get home.'

Building New Railroads

The Annual Trainspotters Club Picnic

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

Undertakers Touting the Railways - The Dangers of Public Transport

The Underground Railway

HS2

"We decided to come early for Christmas, in case there's another rail strike."

Railway Charging

I love Trains!

"One of my ancestors died at Waterloo..!"

Train Sets.

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"This very spot...put his ear on the rail to listen if a train was coming...flattened by a steamroller."

Trainspotting.

No Smoking . . . No Mobile Phones . . . No looking out of the window.

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"There are punctual trains too, sir!"

Train

'Yes, I am sure this ticket is out of date. London to Manchester return, three pounds, nine shillings and six pence. . .'

H.S.R.2. finally operating after several cost reductions.

'...that's a bit different for 8:45!'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'