Vintage Railway Aficionado Prints

'We like to keep old timers involved in our expansion.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

HS2 time bomb...

A train's dining car is a diner.

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

"Please mind the gap between the train timetable and reality."

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

What Holds the Subway Together?

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

"That last applicant showed real promise. Did you notice the way he mumbled all through the interview?"

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Hey, wow, Trevor's found a way to trainspot on the internet.

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"

"There's a red light at the end of the tunnel."

"Someday this is gonna be a sick bike path."

Trainspotting.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!