Railway Lover Prints

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'You've got mono.'

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

'Anorak anoraks'.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

A trevor of trainspotters

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

HS2

Sushi Train Spotters

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Switchback Playground.

A train's dining car is a diner.

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

HS2 time bomb...

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

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