Model Railway Lover Prints

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

A Train Conductor.

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Secular Cloisters

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

The Little Engine that read Descartes. I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can ... I think, therefore I can.

End Of The Line

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Model steam train pulls into a station

Trains. Tracks 7-20. You got a job cooking Chinese food in the diner car? Yep -- I've been woking on the railroad!

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."