Model Railway Lover Gifts

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

'Anorak anoraks'.

A trevor of trainspotters

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Trainset

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

"A man and his choo-choo."

'It's so called because I expect the ticket prices to rocket!'

A Train Conductor.

Secular Cloisters

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

End Of The Line

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

Trainspotter spotting: 'Gosh! A type 406 with original thermos.'

'Smoke signal say: 'Hi I'm on train'.'

'It's the acceptable face of the high-speed rail link.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Model steam train pulls into a station

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'