Model Train Aficionado Gifts

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

'Did you know there's a miniature woman tied to the train tracks who looks remarkably like me?'

"My retirement project..."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

Replacement Bus Spotters.

'Anorak anoraks'.

I think I can, I think I can ... therefore I think I am...

A trevor of trainspotters

'We apologise for the delay to the yum-yum train.'

Visual Gag: An about to be married Bride using a real train as a wedding gown train

Alice Through the Looking Glass - 'Tickets Please!'

'...but there MUST have been something about a rail go-slow on 'News at Ten'?'

"XIVth Street"

The next fast train has gone.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Switchback Playground.

S**t Creek Halt

An old gentleman speaking with a shoeblack at a train station

Man takes sandwiches left beneath a 'please take one' sign

"I think we're losing 'em."

"We apologise for the late arrival of the ten-eighteen..."

Coupler Counselling

Train Driver Dad's Bedtime Story

Commuter on the Orient Express

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

The Little Engine That Could pulls into the subway station.