Model Train Hobbyist Gifts

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Desk shaped like an office block.

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Sushi Train Set.

"Open up for the choo-choo train!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Toys - Business Model.

"I think we're losing 'em."

"A man and his choo-choo."

Secular Cloisters

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

Peruvian child playing with hisher toy train in hisher mothers hat.

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Model steam train pulls into a station

Replacement Bus Service

"By some blunder the box contained not a model XR500 bomber, but the real thing"

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

'You and your toy trains...'

Angry White Males.

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'We met in a railway station...'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.