Model Railway Enthusiast Gifts

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

"First, I don't feel like mowing the lawn, and second, what monsoon?"

Secular Cloisters

'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'

Replacement Bus Spotters.

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Sushi Train Spotters

HS2

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

The Train to Nowhere

'We don't keep cash on the premises.'

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

"Remember when they just used to write the train numbers down?"

'You can see the excuses in the news now, it will be 'The wrong sort of rain'!'

A train's dining car is a diner.

HS2 time bomb...

L.A. Transfer

"I think we're losing 'em."

Isambard Kingdom Brunel.

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

'I know it's harrowing and distressing, but please Mr. Benson, tell me again about your daily train journey to work.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

What Holds the Subway Together?

"Conjoined twins were born in a bed on a passenger train. They were separated at berth."

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I'm ringing you because there's nobody in the carriage to annoy..."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

Trainspotting.

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"We utterly condemn the striking railway workers for punishing the people of Great Britain. . . that's our job. . .!"