Model Railroads Gifts

"Actually, it doesn't contain a train -- just two stations, some track and a bunch of little plastic people standing around with clenched fists."

Angry White Males.

"The little engine that could... after taking advantage of family connections, a trust fund, working two years for free as an intern, and finally getting hired as an independent contractor."

'Have you been waiting long?'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Trainset

"We've been working all the live-long fiscal year to get these numbers up, but I'm afraid some of us are working just to pass the time away."

HS2 time bomb...

Coupler Counselling

"A man and his choo-choo."

Railway 'King' George Hudson

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

The light rail system is reaching the downtown business core too quickly!

Secular Cloisters

'When I started this journey I was a curate.'

"Hi! It's me...I've gone off the rails"

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

End Of The Line

The little infrastructure that couldn't

"Beige Marks and Spencer anorak, elasticated cuffs, fully enclosable hood...I don't believe I've got that one"

'I understand you're looking for engineers.'

"Don't you love that new handcar smell?"

"I don't know if you're aware of this, but we don't need GPS."

Clowns carry out railway line maintenance.

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Trains. Tracks 7-20. You got a job cooking Chinese food in the diner car? Yep -- I've been woking on the railroad!

Did you know there's a growing worldwide system of rails and roads that all lead to China? Did you know China's on the verge of dominating the industries of the future? Did you know China's built fifteen mega-cities? It's like having fifteen New Yorks. Did you know China's building immense undersea tunnels and super-fast high speed rail to create the world's first super-cities that'll be six times the population of New York? Oh, well ... I'm sure we're still number one in all the areas I didn't

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Hogwarts Express

Replacement Bus Service