Model Railways Gifts

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Trainset

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

"We're just planning our journey."

'I am sorry son but we have been hit by metal thieves.'

'You'll be Standard Class, Sir?'

"At least these trains are on time...!"

"First, I don't feel like mowing the lawn, and second, what monsoon?"

Model steam train pulls into a station

'Oh no! There's a dinosaur on the track.'

Little boy ties his pet dog to a model railway track.

'And all these years, I thought you were playing with your model railway!'

'Calling this room Shunting Yard 2 is not going to get us out of paying the bedroom tax.'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

"A man and his choo-choo."

'I wish I looked like a model.'

'Waiter there is an aeroplane in my soup!'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Pilot toy stuck to the window of an aeroplane.

Secular Cloisters

NASA official to visitor re wind-blown employee: 'Wind tunnel technician.'

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Paper Airplane

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

'Metro is a model transit system...ever since the funding cutbacks.'

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."