Model Railway Collector Gifts

Replacement Bus Service

Director/Action Man toy.

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

King Kongs first christmas

"Yes sir, I'll admit I was sceptical about the whole 'mini-office' concept at first..."

'Qualifications aside, Mr Thumb, this is the cutest resume I've ever seen.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

Trainset

Raw Piano Bar

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"You order the microbrew?"

A miniature Trojan Horse sits out front a sand castle.

Secular Cloisters

Play Rush Hour

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"Got anything smaller?" (clown talking to a used car salesman looking at a tiny clown car)

'Okay, it's not a Barbie...But it is a Barbie compatible...'

'We find this miniature rock band helps the illusion of a live band experience.'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

Lots of clowns at an airport climb out of a model airplane.

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

Joe's Foot-long Subs: A Man discovers he has been given a little real Submarine.

'Don't laugh - it paid out more than 18 grand last week.'

A girl wakes up to see her dollhouse is haunted.

"Estate sale"

A matador faces off a tiny bull

"Well, you're not what we ordered, either."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

"Not only does this have the new gasoline-electric engine..."

"I should warn you Sir, that some of these hats may only be viewed under a powerful electron microscope."

"So how much have you saved for your car?"

"It's about time the network invested in some new rolling stock."

Girl collects hotel toiletries.