Collecting Model Trains Gifts

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Model Building

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

"A man and his choo-choo."

Multiple Migs

Secular Cloisters

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

Micheal Schumacher.

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

Model steam train pulls into a station

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man

Train Spotter

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

'You and your toy trains...'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'