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You're my Chattanooga Choo Choo!

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Model Building

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

World War II Hawker 'HURRICANE'.

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

"A man and his choo-choo."

Secular Cloisters

Multiple Migs

Micheal Schumacher.

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'Okay, which one of you guys just tooted?'

"I'd like a couple of rail replacement buses please. . ."

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

"Mom, Dad. . . there's something I need to tell you. I'm Bi."

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Shh … I guess it's a macho thing, but just don't mention the accident with little Jimmy's model airplane.'

"It all started when we adopted a highway."

Model steam train pulls into a station

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Replacement Bus Service

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'I've had to put a major infrastructure project on hold.'

Man using half eaten doughnuts on his model railway

Papi agrees to buy Baldo a lowrider but it's a model car.

Small boy at a railway station says he requires a compartment to hisself because he has to smoke

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Custom Cruiser Magazine Reader Survey: What type of tires does your lowrider have?"

Train Spotter

Station sign: 'You actually live here?'

A hitman sitting next to a fishbowl with a model of a drowned man