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'As a steam enthusiast, a stair lift wasn't enough for Martin, he installed his own funicular railway.'

Replacement Bus Service

'I understand the chap next door is keen on model trains.'

"Oh, those are the lobbyists who get us our government subsidies."

'We met in a railway station...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

Giant train on a boy's train set.

'I just thought our affair might be a little more...exotic.'

"They really need to put gates up at this crossing."

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

'I thought you wanted him to have all the things you never had.'

Spiro & Pusho in the fast food restaurant.

Dug had asked Patsy to see her Chuff.

Best. Grandpa. Ever.

"Uh oh, lights are going on everywhere. I guess its still too loud."

Lockdown

"My retirement project..."

Captain goes to hide in his secret lair...to play with his train set.

Land of the giants train set

Tuareg discuss the merits of an 'O' gauge locomotive.

'I've been unfaithful to you - last night I slept with my train set.'

'Your Serve.'

'You and your toy trains...'

Oftrack - 'It's the body that deals with derailment complaints!'

'Hi mum, I'm on the train. . .'

'Your hobbies are beginning to interfere with your work!'

Model steam train pulls into a station

"A man and his choo-choo."

Remote control pirate bully

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

'Your report card grades are poor. Maybe you should stop building model airplanes. The glue is getting to you.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

Trainset

'I wish I looked like a model.'